ATTN: AWESOME NEW IPHONE APP THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

No, seriously. As if you didn’t have enough reasons to buy an iPhone, what with the new style and the 3G network and the fact that (I say with a shudder) all the coolest 13 year olds in America have one, now you officially have no excuse. The newest must-have app for your iPhone will actually allow you to order and pay for your Chipotle burritos without ever having to make human contact. Until you pick it up, that is. Just imagine checking those shiny boxes to automatically shovel meat, salsa, cheese and sour cream into that steamed tortilla. Oh, man. I must have one. Now if they could only develop an app for delivery…